Gnobbers
El’s Extreme Anglin’ is proud to announce new tackle for recreational anglers, personally endorsed by your favorite fishin’ gnome. You’ve bought the t-shirt, now buy the ultimate gamer-angler “must have” of 2009: The GnobberTM!
The Gnobber is a colorful replacement for traditional bobbers and floats. Suspend your bait in style!
Bringing innovation direct from suburban gardens to the world of angling, Gnobbers are crafted in El’s image, from lightweight, durable plastic. Each Gnobber is topped with a high-visibly gnomish hairstyle, ideal for evening fishing sessions.
Pet owner? Certified for pet safety, the Gnobber doubles as a fun catch-ball toy for dogs. Every Gnobber contains patented “Gnoball” technology, that emits a high-pitch squeak once inside the animal’s mouth: Gnoballs are the ultimate challenge for hardcore pets!
Gnobbers – coming soon to a fishing store near you!
Jindar, 1 April 2009:
I know this is an April Fool joke… and I, for once, am deeply disappointed at this.
I would love a Gnobber, even though I don’t fish – not IRL anyway.
84, 2 April 2009:
no fishing hat?